I like Edam because ... |
It
has the flavour my taste buds love to savour |
Go
Dutch, go Edam |
It's
the best Dutch treat, I can buy or eat |
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Princes
makes the nicest hot dogs, their ham tastes quite divine… |
Served
on Delft these top-dog products could enhance that fine design! |
Lunch
tongue glides along alimentary canals while meatballs in gravy untwine |
Jack
Sprat likes no fat and so chooses Princes every time |
Each
tin's a piggy bank saves energy money and time!
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Van
Gough was heard to utter "Princes suit my pallette fine" |
Each
Dutch treat it made with meat from porkers in their prime |
Which
"quillustrates" the "point" that it's for Princes
"porc-u-pine" |
What's
the tastiest thing in bread? Princes - not Aveline! |
Kisses
make princes out of frogs, I got meatballs out of mine |
Chicken
breast is quite delicious, send Dudly Moore for mine. |
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The
best bacon is Royal Crest Dutch bacon because… |
Taste
of Holland, superbly presented, leaves palates pleased and pockets
contented |
English
breakfast? only great, provided Dutch is on the plate |
With
Royal Crest bacon - fried or grilled, expectations are fulfilled |
Royal
Crest's supporters know, it sizzles like a Broadway show |
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I like Edam because…
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Losing pounds saving pence - double Dutch makes good sense |
It's Hollands famous cheese that lures me overseas |
Tangy delicious with Dutch appeal, Edam rounds off any meal |
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I
buy Royal Crest Dutch bacon because… |
Tesco
and Dutch Royal Crest guarantee bacon at its best |
Excellent
flavour, value pack, Royal Crest bacon's a premier snack |
I
buy the best, this bacon has passed the test |
This
Fryer Tuck's so good, it would hook Robin Hood |
It's
a nice slice at the right price |
Dutch
bacon dinners, are low cost Tesco winners |
It
makes a meal fit for a king |
The
smell alone reminds me of "home" - but the flavour ! |
Royal
Crest Dutch bacon is my cure for all grills |
Tesco
bacon is a winner, succulent breakfast, lunch or dinner |
Rasher
dates need Tesco's best, I go Dutch Royal Crest |
Breakfast,
dinner, lunch or tea, Royal Crest sizzles my family |
Cured
to absolute perfection, it "warrants" automatic selection |
It's
reliably PRIME CUT and undeniably CUT PRICE |
Bacon
butties become haute cuisine, with Royal Crest as go - between |
Such
savings show I get "rasher" as I go |
It
makes a meal complete, a real Dutch treat |
When
we buy bacon we always go Dutch |
Only
Royal Crest Dutch sizzles so much |
Tesco
doesn't rob you blind, Royal Crest a scrumptious find |
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I
buy Sainsbury's Royal Crest Dutch Bacon because… |
The
crest on the label guarantees best on the table |
The
flavour I savour, going Dutch I'm a saver |
No
rasher choice for me! - I go Dutch with Sainsbury |
Counter
- intelligence and grilling, reveals a sizzling combination |
Flavour's
better than the rest, selectively I choose the crest |
It's
my favourite bacon, reasonably priced,nutritious, delicous already
sliced |
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To
me, Asda Royal Crest Dutch Bacon is… |
Tasty,
nutritious, quite like a dream. In my kitchen it reigns supreme |
Food
to savour, full of flavour, perfect to taste, without any waste |
Perfectly
cured, reasonably priced, A Dutch of class, slice after slice |
A
cut above the rest, I can tell by the crest |
Such
a tasty rasher, no wonder it's a smasher |
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I
would like to fly to Amsterdam with Toilet Duck because… |
Me
and the Duck's gonna clean up this town |
Loo-tips
from Amsterdam couldn't make a cleaner pan |
Pot
Pourri puts me in mind of Tulips in springtime |
His
streamlined jet reaches clogs and canals fastest and safest |
If I
scoured the world I couldn't choose better |
I'd
go clean round the bend at such luck! |
I
could show the Dutch its magic touch |
I
can smell fragrant flowers swaying in a springtime breeze |
In
the City of Flowers, I'd smell or roses |
I'm
hooked on Holland and flushed with success |
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I like Edam because… |
Its flavour excites me, so Edam please invite me. |
Sarnies, lunches or high teas, Edam taste will never displease. |
What MADE backwards is always forward on the cheeseboard. |
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You
can't top a Grolsch because… |
I've
started so ale finish |
'Anne'
excellent lager, to be 'Frank'... the finest one I ever drank |
No
1, brews better! |
Every
can's - super man! |
It's
high glass entertainment |
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I
choose Unwins because… |
Unwins
makes my garden grow, from seeds and bulbs, a flower show |
Their
bulbs put life into spring, by springing into life |
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I
love Dutch Edam from Safeway because… |
With
premier taste and priceless care, quite frankly they're the ultimate
pair |
Red
rind, Safeway label, guarantee quality on the table |
Edam
for breakfast, Edam for lunch, it's great for tea too |
Dutch
Edam, tastier than the rest, Safeway's prices, simply the best |
Edam's
subtle flavour can always please me, outstanding value too - Safeway
guarantees me |
Wholesome,
round and red, Safeway's cheese takes the biscuit - or bread! |
Prepared
in the Dutch tradition, Safeway fresh and full of nutrition |
Good
taste, good value, good for my family |
However
it's served, it serves up a treat |
For
delicious meals and saving pence, going Dutch at Safeway makes sense |
You
can't improve on "all round" versatility and Safeway
reliability |
When
it comes to cheese they know how to please |
Dutch
tradition flavours every slice, Safeway's addition - a pocket pleasing
price |
Dutch
Edam, heavenly flavour, thanks to Saafeway, the money saver |
Tasty,
versatile, best I've found, Safeway's Edam is great "all
round". |
Preparing
dishes your family wishes, good health, good taste without any waste |
Edam
meals end happily ever after, lovingly perfected by Safeway's Dutch
master |
The
cheese is superb, the store divine, excellent quality, all the time |
A
Dutch treat plus Safeway flair, together they're a super pair |
Slicing,
dicing, for cheese go Dutch, Edam the taste, just too much |
Going
Dutch with Edam cheese, bite or sliced, just as I please |
For
sandwich or garnish, party snack or cooking the family love it |
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Van
Nelle coffee puts me in the mood for a spree because… |
Superior
blend, enjoyed with a friend, joyfully thinking of Guilders to spend |
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I
buy Van Nelle traditional coffee because… |
No
fancy gimmicks, passing trends, just finest beans, perfected blends |
Taste
of Holland superbly presented leaves palates pleased, pockets
contented |
I
quaff like a toff without selling the Van Gogh |
Expertly
blended to taste sublime, perfect coffee every time |
It
leaves nothing to he desired.... except a second cup |
Tempting
aroma filter fine the flavour of Holland tastes divine |
It
adds gourmet appeal to the end of a meal |
My
after dinner touch has to be dutch |
Delightful
coffee perfectly blended Van Nelle - simply splendid |
The
Van Nelle collection offers coffee perfection |
Breakfast,
elevenses or after dinner, traditional flavour is a winner |
It's
simple you see, I enjoy 'Real" coffee |
Tesco
prices hard to beat, Van Nelle.... my Dutch treat |
I've
filtered out the rest and left only the best |
Tesco
selects this famous brand, perfected in the Netherlands |
Unlike
my Mother-In-Law it's not too bitter |
Perfect
coffee black or white, Its aroma tastes just right |
Never
bitter, rich and smooth; as coffee lovers, we approve |
Two
hundred years still going strong, generations cannot be wrong |
The
price invites the aroma excites and the taste delights |
Black,
white, weak, strong, the taste - just right never wrong |
It
always gets my breakfast toast, deliciously decaffeinated medium roast |
Freshly
roasted then vacuum packed - all the flavour stays intact |
It's
the only coffee you should put "Tulips" |
Any
other in my belly? Not on your Van Nelley! |
This
continental taste sensation, gives me grounds for celebration. |
Year
of experience expertly blended traditional Dutch - recommended |
The
blend justifies the beans |
Smell
the beans, enjoy the taste, smoothest coffee any place |
I'm
serious about coffee flavour, Van Nelle's, I honestly savour |
It
perks me up and filters my cares away |
It
gives me grounds for a good coffee break |
Two
hundred years of expertise makes coffee guaranteed to please |
Like
Van Gogh, it's never left 'ear |
Medium
ground or filter fine it smells delicious tastes divine |
It
'Can Al"Ways help unwind the 'windmills" of my mind |
I'll
Netherland a better brand |
Van
Nelle is an epicures invitation to forget about inflation |
Party,
lunch, formal dinner, rich smooth flavour, certain winner |
Raving
discovered perfection, why risk random selection? |
It
outroasts the opposition, Van Nelle's our family tradition |
Here’s
one dutch masterpiece I can afford |
Even
Van Gogh's brother wouldn't 'ear of any other |
It's
a cup above the rest |
Delicious
dutch coffee that guarantees; traditional flavour blended to please |
Doubly
delicious, delightfully dutch, I like the flavour very much |
Van
Nelle, right on cue, keep flavourful coffee filtering through |
My
family love to savour that superb Van Nelle flavour |
It's
taste I've found suits me down to the ground |
Two
centuries of expertise guarantees coffee sure to please |
Uniquely
blended, expertly packed, Van Nelle has what others lack |
Van
Nelle's reputation well deserved guarantees freshness well preserved |
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Dutch
Edam and Gouda cheese make memorable meals because… |
Memorable
meals for ever afters, perfected by the two Dutch masters |