Winspiration
My co-star in a big Hollywood movie presented by Berkley Superkings would be … because… |
George Formby - Whilst he’s cleaning windows, I’ll be smoking Berkley |
Whoopi Goldberg - Packed with style, panache, and flair - twenty reasons beyond compare, |
Superkings presented as Berldey invented - tipped as the best Hollywood premiere. |
Sylvester ‘Rocky’ Stallone - Superstar and Superking, knock spots off their rivals in or out of the ring |
Fred Astaire - Cool and inspirational, smooth and debonair, with Fred and Berkley Menthol, I’d be walking on air |
Hugh Grant - Like my favourite cigarette, he’s tall, slim, smooth and sophisticated |
and unlike other superstars, available at a much fairer price |
My Wife Doreen - She is my leading lady and the ‘light of my life’ |
Danny De Vito - Big stars come in small packages. We would light up the screen and have a Superking-size success |
Robbie Coltrane - He is extra large, cool and smooth - like the Superkings taste we both approve |
Demi Moore - With her gorgeous body and beautiful face, I would need a Berkley to return my heart to normal |
Burt Reynolds - Berkley’s would guarantee the greatest smokey cannonball run, |
filtering the best excitement and action all rolled into one |
Tina Turner - With Berkley and Tina, I’m doubly impressed, both smouldering and smooth -they’re simply the best! |
My Mother - At 80 and after ten children, this leading lady still has more class and style than anything tinseltown can match |
Harrison Ford - I have great taste, he has quality to spare - Berkley Superkings have both - an Oscar winning affair |
Busby Berkley - Like his namesake Berkley cigarettes, his films always gave quality, luxury and value for |
money. Berkley the Superking of Hollywood |
My Wife - If the scriptwriter agrees, I might manage to get a few words in |
Hollywood is a star attraction because… |
The silver screen can make you a star, but only the planets know how far! |
I would like to visit California because… |
Hollywood hills from Tesco tills, would be the fruit of smaller bills |
Say why you want to go the the Oscar ceremony… |
Political speeches, costumes brief, Outstanding joy, overwhelming grief, The |
players assemble bearing souls, Desperate to own the figure of gold |
I would like to eat my Cadbury's Eclairs in Bel Air because… |
After the weekly grind, this sweetie needs to unwind |
I would pie 'n' mix with the Hollywood chicks |
Amongst the glamour, glitz and action, Cadbury's Eclairs are the star attraction. |
They are the twentieth century chox |
Mingling with millionaires, I'll share my mints if they share theirs |
To win a holiday in Hollywood would light up my day because... |
Whether home or abroad, the gold B&H packet is my academy award |
Star studded city from the pack with flair, Hollywood and B&H, the perfect pair |
Like Benson & Hedges, it’s second to none, thrills and luxury rolled into one |
It’s Ultra amazing, my Ultra day dream, LA style, Ultra supreme |
Camcorder memories, breathtaking sights, and Hollywood stars displayed in lights |
This package of pleasure’s an increasing blend, of action and glamour, beginning to end |
Famous faces, fabulous sights, moments to treasure with Ultra Lights |
A Goldwyn pack or the Goldwyn state, a Goldwyn opportunity to celebrate |
From camera to action, from prizes to flights, from dream to reality, with Benson’s delights |
If I was in LA drinking Carlsberg I would… |
Rock like Haley knowing Carlsberg had the bill |
Be singing I never felt more like swigging the booze |
Buy a drink for two local girls, Beverley Hills and Holly Wood. |
If Holly wood |